ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
Artist: Ryan Ashley Malarkey
The Strange and Unusual, Kingston Pennsylvania.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Ahh, had the most relaxing bath ever. Now I smell of lemon and I’m sitting in a freshly made bed and everything is awesome